SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SlashClassic11:FAPFAPFAP4]

OH DEAR GOD

Must...remove hand from cock long enough...to review this flash...unable...

Graphics---1000000/10

Style---10/10

Soun

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

This was a difficult Flash to make what with me having to look at all them hot pics. At least I can say that I can make Flash movies only using one hand.

[SlashClassic8: FAPFAPFAP3]

Fapfapfap

So I says to the judge, I says "hey, a twelve year old can't be trusted to take out the garbage without being told twice. Why should you believe her on this whole 'statutory rape' thing?"

...oh...er...

Anyway, this flash gave me a gigantic seventeen-light-year-long boner. I had to enslave six hundred asian children to find a way to bypass the laws of physics in order to jerk it off. So yes, this flash was swell. :-D

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Oh my.

[UU - rupee clock is furry]

Good

You know, a lot of people may consider y'all to be spammy and a nuisance to Newgrounds, but most of those people haven't touched Flash in their lives and have no idea how much effort it takes to make something this graphically impressive.

This flash was simple, sexy, and made me laugh...very swell. I hope that the viewing public becomes more open-minded someday and begins to see that it's not just Adam Philips who makes good flash.

[SlashClassic5: FAPFAPFAP2]

You know what they say.

Once you pop, the fun don't stop.

Once again, you have captured me, on film, indulging in my hidden pleasures. I knew you were in the closet filming this, of course. I like it when people watch. It gets me off.

Bravo. Front page plz.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I agree.

[SlashClassic3:FAP FAP FAP]

FAPFAPFAP

Damn, you found out my secret! Shiiiit!

...mmm, Risako in a bikini...fapfapfap...oh, you're still here? :-/

Oh, yes. This is a flash masterpiece. Never been more proud to have my name attached to something! :-D

fap

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Sugaya Risako is indeed faptastic.

[Welches Juicegirlsuxdick!]

I pay humble tribute.

On this long pilgrimage that is Newgrounds, I give my humble respects to this ancient and glorious flash.

[[kk] emo]

You know what's sad?

It's sad that right now, in General, there's a thread along the lines of OMG THE KITTY KREW SUCKS, WE NEED TO ZERO ALL OF THEM, with Wade more-or-less agreeing.

This flash was funny. Graphics were good (better than I can do), sound was good, and the randomness made the flash better, not worse.

I hope there aren't people who just blindly zero this flash. :-(

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 53]

Oh that silly Hitler!

I wonder what crazy shenanigans he gets in when he visits these places.

Hey, last night, Hitler helped me with my flash. I was like, "ugh, the replay button isn't working, damn" and Hitler must have been psychic because he called my cell phone and said "you forgot to put the action in it, Slash! All you did was set the graphics of the button!"

And I went "Oh, thanks Hitler! Say, will you be coming to Pensacola?"

He said "um...we'll see." I know he won't, but the fact he was willing to pretend he might means OMG MAYBE HE LIKES ME! :-D

Beautiful flash. 5/5, 10/10.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Hitler knows all.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 52]

Stunning

Tell Hitler that if he ever comes to Pensacola, he'll always have a hot meal, a comfy bed, and a willing sex slave waiting for him! :-D

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

You're not man enough for a guy like Hitler.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 51]

Another great installment.

This better not get flagged. This series is epic, and no matter what mass-whistlers do, they cannot stop Hitler from going on his whacky adventures...they only slow him down.

Bravo. Fifened.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Well this will just be unflagged later on today if it gets flagged >=)