SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Light Show FBF]

excellence.

I'm glad this finally passed...it was good enough to pass last night, I thought. The added stuff made everyone else realize it, I suppose, lol. Good job, and 5/5 from me. ^_^

ElectricMoose responds:

Thanks slash, your awesome. When are you gonna make a movie that passes now?

[Tom Fulp Speaks!]

XD

You win, good sir.
I've seen better Barney Bunch flashes than that flash of his. At least it's (for now) out of the green.

[Your Inner Gost]

nice

I love the "Your Inner..." series. I honestly don't know why...just a picture and text/speech from Wikipedia...but lol, I hope you all continue to make more of these...strangely fun to listen to...
Flash-related question...how much talk could you cram into a 5000K flash??? This flash was only about 2.5 megs, and it was long!
Ah, well, I hope I see more of these in portal...I saw a few yesterday, so ^_^ good job, y'all. 5/5.
GOST

rexCo responds:

this was one of the first

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lol great movie

I don't want to write an angry review, though, lol.
I liked this. You are correct in saying you have animation skills, that's for sure. Funny movie, 5/5 from me. ^_^

Piclownjews responds:

:0

[[cc] Breaking it down.]

I liked this

lol, it was a pretty funny movie. lol @ wannabe gangsta clocks. And don't listen to bulldozer...he doesn't know what he's talking about, lol. Gangs are funny, and it's funny to see people...well, in this case, clocks, lol... making fun of their stupidity, heheh.
Good job, good sir. 4/5 from me! ^_^

[iwp makes ANOTHER movie]

priceless

The whole thing was funny, from the typical portal submissions (lol at Numa Numa Naruto) to the actual IWP movie. Indeed, he's just sexing up Germaine to please him dwindling fanbase now...it's stupid. I haven't seen a good movie from him in....
...um...
...hm. Well, I'm sure he must have made at least ONE good movie. Just...not in the past several months, lol.
But this movie was excellent, and rocks the socks off of anything IWP has made lately. 5/5, good sir! ^_^
...you fucking furry. :-P

RupeeClock responds:

I ain't no furry! XP

Thanks man.

[The Humper]

lol!

I saw sticks and had the mouse hovering over zero, and then was pleasantly surprised by one the funniest flashes I've seen all day.
I'd like to say this flash was much funnier than illwillpress' flash. :-P
5/5 for you, good sir!

ContractedObsession responds:

Thanks I really appreciate it. I'll be making a whole series of this guy and how he can't control himself. It's really horrible how people judge it from the cover like that. Thank you though.

[FOAMY: Tech-Support III :]

better

Okay, this is significantly better than your most recent flashes. No slutty Germaine...no Germaine at all...and a storyline that doesn't involve semen-filled chocolates or flashing webcams. However, this one did really lack humor...not as bad as "The Hatta's Rant", but still, it didn't really make me crack a smile or anything. But this is MUCH better than the last few submissions.
Might I make a suggestion? Actually SAY something in the Author's Comments area, other than a one-line summary and a website plug. Many of your non-fans find what you do kind...elitist. Like Newgrounds is just a dumping ground for your flashes. You never (or very rarely; I've yet to see one, at least) respond to reviews, either...while I know you're busy cranking these out, it does make you seem more personable to answer at least a few. Pfft, you're unlikely to read this, in fact.
For the love of God, stay away from more slutty Germaine. Keep moving more towards funny, kinda like this (although "funny" really doesn't apply much to this flash), and you'll earn some more respect.
Lastly, if you haven't already seen Pure Carnage's flash, "Foamy Fucks Germaine", I advise you see it sometime. I'm curious as to what your thoughts are on that very funny flash.
This flash earns a 2/5 from me, although I considered giving it a three...but it just wasn't funny enough. Good day to you, sir.

[Message For Clock Crew]

meh

First, let me say about the flash: it was okay. Modest skill of graphics and animation, but not much more.
Secondly: I disagree about the Clock Crew. Most of the true clock members submit quality flash and deserve to pass. The days of malicious, computer-crashing flashes is long gone. Likely, if you see a movie by a clock that is crap, it's by a poser who just sticks "clock" in his alias. I grant you that some clocks submit low quality flash, but the clocks are probably the most "professional" out of all the crews (LL, GG, SS, etc).
But eh, you have a right to your opinion.

[Piconjo Jam #22]

wow

It was very well put together...only sad part is that it makes me miss Piconjo...:wishes he'd be resurrected someday:
SlashFirestorm <3 Piconjers 5/5 ^_^