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[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 003]

UH OH

Hitler's going up against Charmander next...I sure hope he's trained his Pokemon enough to make up for the type disadvantage!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Hitler could beat an Arceus with a Magikarp (if he had one).

[Teen Titans Hentai Tut]

Wow...

At first, extremely erotic, and then...extremely demonic, heh. Delightfully fucked up and with amazing artistic prowess, as well. Got pretty creepy with the slaves and...whatever the fuck happened there, lol.

Good job. Fifened.

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

I'm worried about Salad Fingers now, poor guy.

This is certain Salad Fingers at his more psychotic/delusional. I wonder if he's progressively getting worse mentally, or if he has his ups and downs...

In any case, he's really bad in this episode. Consuming Jeremy, then having a conversation with Jeremy/his own reflection...I wonder if his mind was trying to create an explanation for Jeremy's consumption-disappearance?

No matter what the symbolism of Salad Fingers is, it is certainly fun to hypothesize about it. Maybe you telling us the meaning of everything (assuming there is a meaning for anything) might ruin it, heh.

Good job on this one, it's positively delightfully disturbing. ^_^

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

I wonder what's going on in SF's mind.

You know, I'm starting to think that maybe Salad Fingers is clinically psychotic. It seems that when something happens that is out of his control, he reacts strongly (either in fear or anger), such as when the little girl speaks and freaks him out. That diagnosis would even fit with his periods of self-harm...

But I'm not a fucking psychiatrist, so all I can say for sure is that this is a swell episode of SF, with all the disturbing/beautiful content one could ask for. :-D

You're a blessing to Newgrounds, good sir. Keep up the good work!

[Salad Fingers Episode 4]

Great as always!

No surprise, an excellent flash from you here. I can't believe I haven't reviewed this yet!

And as usual, this episode of Salad Fingers is creepy...in a good way, of course. I wonder if there's deep symbolism in the SF flashes, or if they're just whatever random shit you can come up with. I hope you'll tell us if/when you decide to end the series...lots of us have questions, heh.

This episode made me kind of sad, because as disturbing as the little boy's actions were, it was still evident that he did love Salad Fingers. Alas, it almost brought a tear to my eye. But Salad Fingers will always choose rust over lust, I suppose. :-D

Fifen'ed, and I can't wait for Salad Fingers 8 to come out. ^_^

[Health Reminder]

That was excellent.

Nice to see more work from you, Mr. Firth. This was a really swell flash right here, and one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Detachable tits and emo walls for the win, good sir.

My favorite part would have had to be "Think there's a giant number 3 shouting at kids? Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja." Not to mention the image of said 3 calling children morons is a beautiful sight.

So all in all, this is another wonderful masterpiece. Hope to see more from you soon! Fifened.

[Stinky Boot FUCKERS 2]

Holy damn.

This is one of the best flashes I've ever seen. I admit the title through me off a bit, but...damn. Talent.

Graphics---10. How can it be anything less? Very well done. Lots of variety, lots of characters, lots of awesome effects. I can't ask for anything more from a flash in terms of aesthetics.

Style---10. Very trippy, in a good way. Felt like I was on some really good drugs, my friend.

Sound---10. Sexiful soundtrack, and perfect for this flash. The mood was an excellent mix between the sound and the animation.

Violence---3. Rupee Clock rape? O_O

Interactivity---1. Play button.

Humor---5. Something so awesome, having such a spammish-sounding title, just wins in the humor department.

Overall---10. If this does not get a Daily award, then something is very wrong with the voting populace. This is going on my favorites list.

Congratulations on this kick-ass flash.

Spinister responds:

review crew pick

[PSD - Silly Rabbit]

Ha, another good PSD flash...

Good to see that there are some good Portal Splode Day flashes, heh. I was gonna cry if they all sucked...

Graphics: 4. Meh, they were pretty well-drawn, but there wasn't much animation. Luckily that is compensated by...

Style: 10. Short, but hilarious. I've been wanting to see that poor rabbit snap since I was seven. Good job.

Sound: 5. All I know is that rabbit sounded hot. O_O

Violence: 4. Ahahaha, silly kid, life ain't for you.

Interactivity: 0. Movie, none.

Humor: 10. Yeah, this is where this movie shines. Few flash artists actually make me burst out laughing, and I've noticed it's never the 'popular' people who make those flashes; it's random crazy guys like you. So good job.

Overall: 8. An example of how humor can compensate for an otherwise 'meh' flash and earn my fifen, heh.

How to improve: More like this, plz. The Kitty Krew would get so much luff if their average flash was as good as this one. :-P

kenny responds:

thanks again! :D

[PSD - The Google Search]

Heh, swell.

Most of the PSD flashes have, in my humble opinion, kinda sucked so far, but this one was a happy exception.

Graphics: 6. Meh. Not the best, but not bad. Could use some Digimon Lesbians. :-/

Style: 9. Good to see someone put in some effort for their PSD flash...

Sound: 5. That fucking emo song, when used properly, is always good for laughs. I remember I was part of an Emo Dog Collab once that never went through, and that was my song choice, heh.

Violence: 4. Poor lil guy. Can't really blame him, I've felt the same frustration at the lack of Human-Pokemon porn on Google...

Interactivity: 0. Movie, none.

Humor: 9. This is where your movie shines. That was fucking hilarious, and makes up for any other flaws in the flash.

Overall: 9. That was a swell flash.

How to improve: Try and convince yer buddies to put a tad bit more funny into their flashes, heh.

kenny responds:

thanks man :D

[[KK] Kit has fun]

This was a win.

And those pricks say y'all can't make good flash...

Graphics: 5. Most of the drawings were crude, yes, but in a way that actually made it funnier, so it works. That picture of Pooh with honey all over his face...lolpoohbukkake

Style: 10. My childhood memories may be destroyed, but who gives a damn, this was a sexily funny flash.

Sound: 10. I haven't heard that song in years, and listening to it while Pooh rides Eeyore's big donkey dick made me laugh so hard I damn near woke up half the house. XD

Violence: 0, none.

Interactivity: 0. Movie, none.

Humor: 10. Despite the low-grade graphics (which I really can't complain about too much, mine aren't really any better, heh), the crazy gay antics of Winnie the Pooh were just too hilarious for me to give this any less than a fifen.

Overall: 10. Yes, I 10'ed a KK flash, and I have no shame in doing so. This flash is an epic fucking masterpiece of hilarity. I'm a little surprised Rabbit didn't show up, we all know that he's perhaps the gayest of the bunch. He only yells at Pooh because he's afraid to show that he loves him...:sniff:

How to improve: Make more. :-D

Kit-Kat responds:

Mabey next time Rabbit will cunt fuck Kessie the bird.