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OMG

That was amazing. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I seriously started to just beat off writing this review, and not like, ten seconds after I was done watching the movie. Like, wham, bam, thank y...wham, bam, bam, bam. Yeeeeah....that's the good shit.

I'm so jealous of Ocelot being featured too. I'd suck so much dick to be featured. :'(

QwertyBoi responds:

You better get on your knees than bee-yatch!!!

Not bad.

One of the better ones lately. Not bad. Kinda funny, although if you were trying to show you're not really racist, you didn't do a good job, assuming all Mexicans wear sombreros and and all...lol.
But not bad. I gave it a 3/5.

Advice: don't bitmap trace backgrounds. Do your own art. Bums like me may have to make do with google and such, but you're better than that. Right?

pretty freakin sweet!

This was really good...nice graphics, nice sound quality, funny and entertaining story...it deserves the high score its got. ^_^
Good job, and I look forward to more from you! This is definate five material. :-D

Incredible.

An outstanding flash for an outstanding man. Seriously, I'm amazed I'm able to pry my hands out of my lap long enough to type this review!
Happy Birthday to Afro_Stud!

Murray responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Bahamut

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!

This flash captured the horrible events of a few nights ago...
I was so drunk, having drowned my sorrows in cheap beer...but then I could have sworn Washu asked me to fuck...so I went to her bed and we spent the night together...
It was wonderful (for me). But when I woke up the next m-morning...I found myself not next to my beautiful precious Washu...b-b-but...LITTLEAFRO! I took like 524352435 showers BUT I STILL COULDN'T WASH AWAY THE SHAME (or the semen)!!! I sat on the end of my bed (back at my place, away from...AFRO)...and I tried to tell myself that I wasn't gay...that just because LittleAfro had a penis...a bigger one than mine...that didn't make me gay. That just because I had to take a wheelchair home because I was too sore to walk...that didn't make me GAY...right?

Well...surely NEXT time, I'll sleep with the REAL Washu...right? RIGHT??!?!?!? PLEASE NO MORE MAN-SEX...:sobs:

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Littleafro has a penis?

A cinematic marvel worthy of worship.

I NEVER KNEW THIS!!!

Graphics---10. The outstanding beauty of the intro, coupled with the superb photographic evidence, made this flash the equivalent of, if not the superior to, The YuYu.

Style---10. This flash's educational value is unparalleled. People NEED to hear this, to know that our history books are full of LIES. Wilson, unable to survive without World War I, snuck into Germany, learned the language, and decided to start another war. A terrible truth we must acknowledge.

Sound---10. The cheerful intro music was symbolic of the carefree attitude most of us Americans USED to have about former President Wilson. The new music is symbolic of how much things will change, now that we know of the cowardice and betrayal of Wilson. DAMN YOU WILSON!

Violence---10. Obviously, Wilson-Hitler's actions in World War Two require a 10 in this category. The millions who died to satisfy his lust for war will never be forgotten.

Interactivity---10. After seeing this flash, it inspired me to take action, and I went and desecrated Wilson's...or should I say HITLER'S...grave.

Humor---10. At first, I laughed like a loon upon seeing this. My mind simply could not comprehend the brutal truth...and I nearly descended into madness. Somehow, I recovered...but honestly...I'll require years of counciling and even then...I'll never be the same.

Overall---10. This flash is the greatest to be submitted to Newgrounds...or anywhere...ever for all time. It deserves every award possible and a permanent spot on the front page.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Indeed.

seriously awesome.

This is, perhaps, the best flash I've seen today! Y'all did a kick ass job. If this doesn't get some kind of award, it'd be a damn travesty.
Fifened. ^_^

Starberry responds:

it probably won't but i hope it does too!!!!

:-O

I HOPE YOU DIE!!! :-P

Just kidding, this was a swell and funny flash. I was amazed that Sevenstar was able to sit by his child without molesting him, though... :-D

Zerostar responds:

you should have seen Sevenstar Jr's signature a while back on the SS forums.

"Go on. Touch it, son."

:'(

I...I just wanted to bring her some flowers, and have dinner, and...and....:sobs:
I'm sorry, I can't continue this review...I'm sorry...:runs off crying:

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Yeah, you weren't expecting to walk in on Littlewashu having sex with another man eh?

:-O

Your photoshop skills are amazing...
I lol'ed. ^_^

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Photoshop skills?

I only used the picture you sent me...

I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

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