Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Pensacola, FL
Job: Erotic Messiah
PM me if you have any Newgrounds-related questions, would like me to review your flash, or if you're curious about what I'm wearing. ;-)
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Deity
Exp. Points: 13,495 / 13,600
Exp. Rank #: 620
Voting Pow.: 7.67 votes
BBS Posts: 4,507 (1.91 per day)
Flash Reviews: 447
Music Reviews: 61
Trophies: 2
Stickers: 0
Latest News
Due to my writing work (namely the latest chapter of Sinners, 62000 words...yeah...), I've been rather inactive in recent months. With that titanic chapter behind me, though, and the Elite Guard Barracks calling to me, I shall return with significantly more activity! My wake-up call was the realization that I MISSED A DEPOSIT. OH GOD. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO LEVEL UP, INSTEAD OF TODAY.
*sobs*
NEVER AGAIN.
Thus I have returned, and I will continue my efforts to protect the Portal and keep the grandest morons on Newgrounds from fucking up the site any more than they already are, as well as aiding those who wish to do the same. :-D
Something I HAVE been up to on Newgrounds, though...Toss the Turtle. I love this game. Big time.
W-P-S also made a swell sequel to Anusboy. Hooray for actual artists!
That is all for now.
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