Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Pensacola, FL
Job: Erotic Messiah
PM me if you have any Newgrounds-related questions, would like me to review your flash, or if you're curious about what I'm wearing. ;-)
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Which I achieved some time ago and forgot to mention, lol.
Nice. Even as inactive as I am, my e-penis is continuing to grow large and intimidating. When I inevitably get bored of the world and return here, to my place of refuge, my comeback shall be even more glorious. Secret Episodes shall rain from the sky and I will shoot back up the B/P ranks and all those in my path shall perform fellatio upon me.
Oh my, yes.
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