SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 003]

UH OH

Hitler's going up against Charmander next...I sure hope he's trained his Pokemon enough to make up for the type disadvantage!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Hitler could beat an Arceus with a Magikarp (if he had one).

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

I'm worried about Salad Fingers now, poor guy.

This is certain Salad Fingers at his more psychotic/delusional. I wonder if he's progressively getting worse mentally, or if he has his ups and downs...

In any case, he's really bad in this episode. Consuming Jeremy, then having a conversation with Jeremy/his own reflection...I wonder if his mind was trying to create an explanation for Jeremy's consumption-disappearance?

No matter what the symbolism of Salad Fingers is, it is certainly fun to hypothesize about it. Maybe you telling us the meaning of everything (assuming there is a meaning for anything) might ruin it, heh.

Good job on this one, it's positively delightfully disturbing. ^_^

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

I wonder what's going on in SF's mind.

You know, I'm starting to think that maybe Salad Fingers is clinically psychotic. It seems that when something happens that is out of his control, he reacts strongly (either in fear or anger), such as when the little girl speaks and freaks him out. That diagnosis would even fit with his periods of self-harm...

But I'm not a fucking psychiatrist, so all I can say for sure is that this is a swell episode of SF, with all the disturbing/beautiful content one could ask for. :-D

You're a blessing to Newgrounds, good sir. Keep up the good work!

[Salad Fingers Episode 4]

Great as always!

No surprise, an excellent flash from you here. I can't believe I haven't reviewed this yet!

And as usual, this episode of Salad Fingers is creepy...in a good way, of course. I wonder if there's deep symbolism in the SF flashes, or if they're just whatever random shit you can come up with. I hope you'll tell us if/when you decide to end the series...lots of us have questions, heh.

This episode made me kind of sad, because as disturbing as the little boy's actions were, it was still evident that he did love Salad Fingers. Alas, it almost brought a tear to my eye. But Salad Fingers will always choose rust over lust, I suppose. :-D

Fifen'ed, and I can't wait for Salad Fingers 8 to come out. ^_^

[Health Reminder]

That was excellent.

Nice to see more work from you, Mr. Firth. This was a really swell flash right here, and one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Detachable tits and emo walls for the win, good sir.

My favorite part would have had to be "Think there's a giant number 3 shouting at kids? Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja." Not to mention the image of said 3 calling children morons is a beautiful sight.

So all in all, this is another wonderful masterpiece. Hope to see more from you soon! Fifened.

[PSD - Silly Rabbit]

Ha, another good PSD flash...

Good to see that there are some good Portal Splode Day flashes, heh. I was gonna cry if they all sucked...

Graphics: 4. Meh, they were pretty well-drawn, but there wasn't much animation. Luckily that is compensated by...

Style: 10. Short, but hilarious. I've been wanting to see that poor rabbit snap since I was seven. Good job.

Sound: 5. All I know is that rabbit sounded hot. O_O

Violence: 4. Ahahaha, silly kid, life ain't for you.

Interactivity: 0. Movie, none.

Humor: 10. Yeah, this is where this movie shines. Few flash artists actually make me burst out laughing, and I've noticed it's never the 'popular' people who make those flashes; it's random crazy guys like you. So good job.

Overall: 8. An example of how humor can compensate for an otherwise 'meh' flash and earn my fifen, heh.

How to improve: More like this, plz. The Kitty Krew would get so much luff if their average flash was as good as this one. :-P

kenny responds:

thanks again! :D

[PSD - The Google Search]

Heh, swell.

Most of the PSD flashes have, in my humble opinion, kinda sucked so far, but this one was a happy exception.

Graphics: 6. Meh. Not the best, but not bad. Could use some Digimon Lesbians. :-/

Style: 9. Good to see someone put in some effort for their PSD flash...

Sound: 5. That fucking emo song, when used properly, is always good for laughs. I remember I was part of an Emo Dog Collab once that never went through, and that was my song choice, heh.

Violence: 4. Poor lil guy. Can't really blame him, I've felt the same frustration at the lack of Human-Pokemon porn on Google...

Interactivity: 0. Movie, none.

Humor: 9. This is where your movie shines. That was fucking hilarious, and makes up for any other flaws in the flash.

Overall: 9. That was a swell flash.

How to improve: Try and convince yer buddies to put a tad bit more funny into their flashes, heh.

kenny responds:

thanks man :D

[Salad Fingers Episode 3]

Another great one.

This is perhaps my personal favorite in the series, heh.

Graphics: 10. Greatly improved from the first Salad Fingers, the graphics here convey the disturbing surroundings even better. The dead, twisted plants and nettles show that even a less-barren area near Salad Fingers' home is still very...wrong. Also a lot of detail with SF's teeth, heh.

Style: 10. Excellent as always. We get to see deeper into Salad Finger's mind...like how he seems blissfully unaware of death. He does not ignore the corpse of Harry...he actually speaks to it as though it's alive, invites it in, hangs it on his wall, and asks if it's :gulp: thirsty. This would seem to be rather psychopathic behavior, yet I still end up feeling a bit of pity for the confused Salad Fingers. I honestly wonder if you have a Psych degree...

Sound: 10. Again uses subtle, creepy music that matches the barren wilds of the area, and the dark sparseness of Salad Fingers' home, perfectly. Harry sounds particularly animalistic...one wonders what the story is behind these characters.

Violence: 5. What Harry intended to do to Salad Fingers, we'll never know; him trying to break into his home to the point of bludgeoning himself to death is a rather disturbing concept.

Interactivity: 0. Movie, none.

Humor: 10. Both Salad Fingers getting off of rubbing nettles on his nipple and later offering his milk were disturbingly hilarious.

Overall: 10. Newgrounds needs more deep, artistic flash like this.

How to improve: Nothing I can suggest. This is a masterpiece.