SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL- Turd Lock is born]

Not bad!

For a first flash, it was pretty swell. A little short, yeah, but still good. And I lol'ed, which is all that really matters. :-D

Perfect 10 review score for the brilliant and appropriate use of "Scat Man". ^_^

turd-lock responds:

thank you sir.

[Kowr Neeh Tunnel]

Haha, sweet!

Awesome stuff! I haven't seen a claymation this good in a long time.

The animation was very smooth, and you did a good job with lighting and making the movement nice and fluid. The actual content was swell---I don't know if I've ever seen a battle claymation as good as this one. Combat effects were well done, especially considering that the average clay flash just has them poking each other with pencils, lol.

Fifened. Awesome stuff, keep it up!

DarksbaneTheDog responds:

Thanks dude!
Ah man, the lightning and the extra frames are always a pain haha, I'm glad it payed off in the end though :]
Also for me, animating in effects, is one of the funnest parts haha!
Thanks a lot for the review!

[: Conspire To Rewire :]

:-/

Before I begin this review, I would like to say that I'm not rating this a zero just to be an ass. I've been disappointed with your work for a long time, but I've been willing to give your stuff multiple chances to impress me.

The last flash of yours that I had seen was Hot Enough For Ya, which was...not exactly a sterling example of creative brilliance. Considering that you've released several works since then, I don't think I'm unreasonable in expecting some improvements in this episode, both in terms of construction and presentation.

Unfortunately, I was disappointed.

GRAPHICS---2/10. Same old graphics, nothing new or interesting. There's almost zero animation; hell, both characters are all but stationary. The random sex doll theme of this episode didn't win any points from me---I'll elaborate in the Presentation category. At least there weren't any traced bitmaps this time.

SOUND---2/10. Same old sound quality. Character voices are barely tolerable...the quality is okay, but I've never liked the squeaky voice of Foamy and I doubt I ever will.

HUMOR---0/10. The robot's blabberings were childish scat humor, something I'd expect of the Barney Bunch (Drew rest their souls) and not an award-winning multiple-front-page user like you. Foamy and his buddy didn't bring up anything clever or witty...just ranting. And that ranting is old.

OVERALL PRESENTATION---0/10. Look, one sex-themed flash is cute. Two is tolerable. But for fuck's sake, how long have you been relying on mediocre hand drawn porn and sex innuendo to get laughs, now?

Sexual humor and images are not inherently bad---hell, my flash work is founded on it. But if it's not funny/arousing, and---most importantly---not in an appropriate context, it crashes and burns.

I'm not zero'ing this because it features a sex robot. I'm not even zero'ing this because you've played the Teenage Fap Card countless times before. I'm zero'ing it because it lacks the appropriate context. It looks like it's trying to be sexy, funny, and clever, all at the same time---and it fails to reach any of those goals.

The drawings aren't good enough to turn me on. The humor is childish and unfunny. The wit's highest point is "make it poop on them".

No sir, I didn't like it.

WAYS TO IMPROVE---Honestly? Like a bunch of others have said, move on. The series is older than dirt, and it's been getting worse, not better, for years. There is no improvement between this flash and Hot Enough For You, which you submitted six months ago. Concept is dead; move on.

Your basic art skills are decent, but for the love of Fulp, ANIMATE. Make the characters do something other than wave their hands and shift their posture. This would be getting a three or four from me if the robot had actually DONE what she said, instead of them just talking about it. And if the humor had been lulzworthy, it probably would have gotten a seven or eight from me.

But as it is, this is little more than a Pube Muppet flash without the funny. Which is nothing. Hence the score I'm giving you.

I hope to see something new and interesting from you in the future. Try something else---anything. Doesn't have to be something epic, but anything new (non-NY) from you would revitalize a lot of people's interest in your work.

As for me? Well, I've nearly lost hope. I was hoping to get a lol-fest, hoping that half a year would have given you time to improve...but, alas, I was wrong.

When it comes to potential, you're ahead of most of the guys here. I know that you have the tools available to make a decent flash. But when it comes to execution, presentation, and context...you're on the same achievement level as Pube Muppet or the Barney Bunch. And while that's okay for us self-admitted bums, it shouldn't be okay for one of the most popular artists on this site.

Don't worry about Foamy. If you make a new and original series, and it's enjoyable, I promise that we'll embrace it just like we did for Neurotically Yours...back in 2003.

[Demithyst Part 5]

Worth the wait!

Good to see part five finally up and on Newgrounds!

This installment was rather creepy...the sound effects when they showed London locked up made it feel like evil was just radiating off of him, heh. Awesome voice acting, and I love the blend of animation styles.

Can't wait for the next episode. Keep on trucking, heh. Us dedicated fans will be waiting as long as it takes. :-D

LeonardRawles responds:

Thanks Slash. You've always been a great supporter of this and I owe a lot of this to you.

[little bug]

Haha, cute.

For your first submission, that was pretty nice. Decent animation and acceptable graphics, good soundtrack...you've got a nice starting point to work with!

I hope to see more from you in the future as you get more experienced and improve. Keep up the good work!

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 027]

Sandshrew!

Hitler's Sandshrew is an excellent addition to his team, and will be useful in the sand-strewn deserts of northern Africa---where he keeps his wine cellar, for course. Certainly no military bases. No way.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 026]

lol

Good, it evolved without a quibble. I always hated that Ash let his Pikachu refuse to evolve---if it were my Pokemon, I'd just kick it (WITH RUBBER SHOES) and shove the Thunderstone up its ass! :-D

Raichu is awesome. Equip that thing with Thunderbolt and Thunder Wave and rip at your paralyzed opponents, Hitler!

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 025]

Oh, Hitler.

Unless that Pikachu is holding a Light Ball, it's highly overrated. Let it learn Thunderbolt (or buy the TM for it) and evolve it as soon as possible!

I'll trade Hitler a Thunderstone for a couple Max Elixers?

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 024]

Arbok is awesome!

Hitler just keeps gathering the powerhouses! Much tougher than Ekans, Arbok has very potent poison and can hold his own with the best of them. A deadly Bite or Crunch can even help it take on Psychics!

Just keep it away from my Gardevoir. :-[

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 023]

I don't like Ekans. :-(

It eats Pidgey eggs. :'(

Hitler has done some good, though, by removing one from the wild. Hopefully he'll feed it something different as he trains it into the formidable Arbok.