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Metapod used Harden!

Metapod's defense went up!

...

.....and, uh...

Well. Hm. Hitler's choices are rather limited with Metapod. In terms of battle, Harden'ing only goes so far. Tackle and String Shot may still be in its arsenal, but those attacks aren't exactly devastating.

I'd recommend that Hitler use an Experience Share, or the good ol' bait-and-switch, to get Metapod up to its final evolution!

Don't bug me with a Caterpie!

For a flying type, the win's easy!

Hitler should train the young Caterpie carefully, and away from the hunting grounds of such dangerous Pokemon as Pidgeotto and Fearow! Wouldn't want poor little Caterpie to meet his end before attaining his full power!

Whoa!

Surf's up, Hitler! Blastoise is an amazing specimen of a Pokemon!

Not only do its water cannons provide for enormous offensive ability (a Blastoise's Hydro Pump can break through steel!), but its thick shell makes it a defense monster! Even high-power gunshots can't penetrate it!

Perhaps Hitler should set Blastoise to patrol the rough surf of Normandy? I know that the odds of an allied incursion there are slim, but...better safe than sorry!

Hmpf.

I never liked Wartortle that much. While Ivysaur and Charmeleon are significantly more intimidating than their previous forms, Wartortle just looks like a Squirtle with wing-ears.

However, it is somewhat stronger than its previous form, and Hitler has to go through this form if he wants the next Pokemon on his Pokedex---the almighty Blastoise.

Squirtle is a turtle.

Hitler's latest capture is a good one. Squirtle boasts a decent arsenal of offensive abilities, supplemented by impressive defense. Few attacks can breech a Squirtle's shell---barring electric attacks, of course!

Its Bubble attack, as well as the more powerful Bubblebeam, can also lower the opponent's speed on occasion---a useful stat affecter, as Squirtle is not the fastest Pokemon in the world, lol.

Bulbasaur is great.

Hitler made a good choice with Bulbasaur. A Grass/Poison type, Bulbasaur has access to a wide range of potent techniques, such as Razor Leaf, Mega Drain, and Sludge Bomb. Also, should Hitler decide to take on the Pokemon Gyms, Bulbasaur holds a type advantage over both Brock AND Misty!

It's a great choice for a beginner. May Bulbasaur guide Hitler well on his quest to become a Pokemon Master!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Bulbasaur is the greatest Pokémon ever. It could vine whip Arceus into pulp.

I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

Age 39, Male

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