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Oh snap!

Hitler's latest acquisition is one of the most hardcore birds out there! Fearow and Pidgeot are roughly equal, but Fearow has one major advantage: Drill Peck. A STAB'ed Drill Peck is absolutely devastating when combined with the brutal offensive power of Fearow!

Let's see the Allied air force stop him NOW! Haha, HAIL HIT---

...er...good luck on Ekans, Hitler! Heh...

:-/

RAT-I-CATE!

Hitler is fortunate enough to have gained a Raticate! :-D

An oft-overlooked Pokemon, Raticate has a nasty offense stat that, combined with STAB-enhanced Hyper Fangs and the deadly Super Fang, can lead it to overwhelm an unsuspecting opponent in no time. Its speed is impressive, as well---a slow and unshielded enemy can be annihilated before getting a chance to strike back.

Good job, Hitler!

Rattata may be small, but it's bite is wicked!

And Hitler caught one!

Rattata isn't exactly a powerhouse of the Pokemon world, but one should never let their guard down; a STAB-enhanced Hyper Fang can come out of nowhere, and it'll hurt more than you think.

Hitler must be careful with where he puts his fingers.

Incredible!

Pidgeot is a deadly and graceful opponent, with formidable power and all-but-unmatched speed. Hitler's newest Pokedex addition allows him to command the skies and strike fear into the hearts of those on the ground.

Hell, with Steel Wing, Pidgeot can even confront rock Pokemon!

A mighty addition to the Fuhrer's team.

PIDGEOOO

Hitler's latest addition to his rapidly-growing Pokedex is bigger, stronger, and faster than ever! Pidgeotto boasts an impressive Wing Attack that strikes fear into the hearts of bug and grass Pokemon everywhere. Even fighting types must tread carefully when exchanging blows with this warrior.

Hitler is so lucky!

Pidgey has always been one of my personal favorites...hell, other than Gardevoir, it IS my favorite. Hitler is fortunate to have captured a Pokemon of such potential.

Even young Pidgeys come with two great attacks---the potent flying attack Gust, and the defense maneuver Sand Attack (great for evading those nasty Geodudes!). Hitler should have no trouble training his newest addition into a deadly bird of prey.

Haha!

Hitler now wields the deadly Beedrill---a combination of speed and power that few Pokemon can stand against. With rapid-fire Pin Missiles and Twineedles, it can rain poison and fury upon its opponents, using its speed to evade counterattack---which is good, as Beedrill's defensive abilities are subpar.

Kakuna!

Kakuna holds one advantage over Metapod---Poison Sting and its high chances of poisoning its target.

Hitler can use Kakuna to quickly poison its target, then protect itself with repeated Hardens until its opponent falls victim to the potent toxin within its blood.

Of course, the true power of this Pokemon is yet to be revealed. Can Adolf unlock it?

Potent little bugger!

"Caterpie has no poison, but Weedle does. Watch out for its Poison Sting!"

So said a legendary Pokemon Master from Viridian City.

Now, Hitler has that toxic power at HIS command! Who will dare face the Fuhrer now, when he wields a venomous beast like Weedle?

No one, that's who.

Finally!

At last, after two weak forms, Hitler has a worthwhile Pokemon!

Butterfree is a decent battler, equipped with multiple Bug and Flying attacks, as well as a few nasty status-changing tricks. It can even use some Psychic attacks!

Hitler just has to be careful about having Butterfree face Rock-types...the little thing is terribly vulnerable to their attacks.

I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

Age 38, Male

[Retired NG'er]

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