SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[F-Day2005: Wade Day: BAB]

lol not bad

I'll be honest: I don't like the SS much, and I do like Wade, but you know what? This was just fucking funny, lol. And the animation/graphics were seriously really good. So good job, and you got my vote for protection. ^_^

[The unfin stick movie]

much better than I expected!

It's hard to make sticks good, but you pulled it off. The fighting was smooth and well-animated, and you had a good song for background music...I hope you finish this, because it looks impressive. You got my vote for protection, easy. ^_^

[The Well Behaved Boy]

I liked it

Graphics were decent, and animation, although a little less decent, was satisfactory. I liked the story...very touching and sad...overall this flash was quite nice. My only advice on how to make this and future works better is to continue to work on animation...don't rely primarily on tweens for character movement, lol. But it was good and I gave it a 4/5. ^_^

[The HATTA's Rant]

Just...lacked humor.

I'm starting to see why so many people don't like your series. This episode just didn't make me laugh. I went through the Neurotically Yours collection a few days ago, and some of them WERE good...some of them were even very funny. This however...while a step up from Germaine being covered in semen, it just lacked anything special. Not to mention it is borderline racist...when I saw it during judgement I was tempted to blow the whistle (didn't though). Try to go back to less...offending humor (unless it's intensely humorous, and this was not). That's my advice. You can construct a flash well enough, but it's the content that needs work. I ended up giving it a 2/5 because, while it is well-made to be portal-worthy, it just didn't spark.
Try to improve your work...if you look at the portal, you'll know that your flashes used to be surrounded in blue. Now they're green. Will they someday be just plain ol "passed judgement" works, or maybe even be blammed? I hope not. Take your time, think of a funny script, and put your skills to work. Until next time, later.

[Alternative Handjob]

lol excellent

Graphics were awesome, as was animation. Best I've seen in a while! And the whole thing was funny, even if a bit short. This seems to be your first flash? Awesome work if it is! I hope you submit more in the future! Fifen'ed. ^_^

[Element#20: Calcium]

eh

I actually somewhat like these long-speech flashes...somewhat. This one gets a 2/5 from me. My favorite was "Your Inner Bug". I just turn that one on and let it loop and it soothes me.
Although I prefer things with actual animation and such...

[Portal Assault Trailer]

Nice!

It looks very good! Excellent music, as well. One of the few trailers that made me think "I can't wait to see this!" instead of "not another damn trailer", lol. So yeah...just make sure the main work lives up to this, and you got a very kick-ass thing going for you. Fifen'ed. ^_^

Brain-Lock responds:

It definitely will live up to and beyond that. I'm going to be one of the less talented animators working on this project.

[Super Mario Land IV]

SWEET!

That was one of the funniest flashes I've seen in a long time! This one is going on my favorites list for sure! 5/5 ^_^

[The Transformation]

Nice!

One of the better claymations I've seen...the detail was nice (when the red absorbed the blue and got blue characteristics). So it gets my vote for protection. My only advice is to add some music or sound. But even without it, it's decent. ^_^

[CC - Weeeeeeeee]

too short!

It looked great, but it simply was too short! If it was just a bit longer, I'd vote for protection (I gave it a 1/5 because it showed effort and skill, but I felt it was just too short for the portal). Also, I had to reduce the quality because it slowed down a bit at one part, but I didn't take much off for that...if a person is too lazy to right click and switch the quality, they shouldn't be voted, lol.
So yeah...longer! This was one of the better looking clock flashes I've seen recently.

ConradB responds:

*bleh* Got in anyhow thanks anyway.