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Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Pensacola, FL
Job: Starving Artist
THERE ARE NO FINGERPRINTS DEEP UNDERWATER, NOTHING TO TIE ONE TO A CRIME
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Deity
Exp. Points: 9,205 / 9,340
Exp. Rank #: 961
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Flash Reviews: 450
Music Reviews: 58
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Entry #3
This post serves as a nexus to all my other important stuff, so that people don't have to dig through a billion posts to find what they're looking for.
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LATEST NEWS
Level 29, fuck yeah!
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NEWGROUNDS BUSINESS
Slash's Bio
A brief history of my Newgrounds experiences, club memberships, stuff like that.
Join the Elite Guard Barracks!
Want to fight spam, stolen flash, and abusive reviews? Protect your Portal? Check out the EGB and join the fight!
Firestorm Federation [Ver 2.02]
Got a problem with another user? Someone being a prick? Bring it up here and Judge Slash will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the internets-law! Also offers auditing, Newgrounds training, and sexual services. ;-)
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SLASH FIRESTORM PRODUCTIONS
Story Archive
Links to all my fanfictions and novels.
Flash Archive
Let's get really really really really really really GAY! :-D
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SLASH TAKES ON CHIP'S CHALLENGE
Mission Statement
Help Index
Adventure Index
A decade after abandoning my quest, I return to take on Chip's Challenge, to make my way through its cavernous, deadly levels and attain victory with not a single level skip. Come along with me on my journey---read my mission statement, check the help index for a download source and rules, and track my progress in the adventure index!
TOGETHER WE WILL CONQUER THIS VILE GAME
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WAR ON SCIENTOLOGY
Fight The Power Of Scientology
Scientology, the largest and most powerful cult in the world, poses a very grave and very real threat to the lives and livelihoods of both its followers and its critics. Far more than a mere brainwashing cult, the Church of Scientology has stolen millions of dollars from its followers, physically and psychological abused its members, withheld medical treatment to injured members (sometimes resulting in death), extorted money, and was convicted of the largest domestic spying incident in United States history. From its forced abortions in the Sea Org to its legal (and not so legal) harassment of critics, it is far more than a mere handful of looneys. Read the post, educate yourself, and join the fight against the criminal actions of the Church of Scientology.
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HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI
Slash's Hentai Chamber (NSFW)
Rather than make a million hentai posts (although I may include hentai in posts, both on- and off-topic), I have designated a single news post as the official Hentai Chamber of my profile. Bookmark it if you wish, you fucking faggots, lol.
The image will be changed whenever I feel like it. I will listen to requests, although I may or may not listen to them, lol. Depends if I got anything of it. I may just refer you to AerisDies if I come up empty.
One request of my own---do not request guro or lolicon. While I personally have nothing against either of those genres, Wade has expressed his displeasure of such images, and I understand and respect the rationale behind his decision.
I may post links to fanfics or erotica from time to time---I regularly browse AFF and some erotica archives, and sometimes I find gems that are just too hot to not share, heheh.

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