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This post serves as a nexus to all my other important stuff, so that people don't have to dig through a billion posts to find what they're looking for.

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LATEST NEWS

Due to limited activity and time/spirit, I've stepped down from the position of Chief Barracks Officer for the Elite Guard Barracks. I'm now the Emergency Command Officer, and will do my best to continue providing a good example to those who want an awesome Newgrounds with healthy levels of non-rulebreaking spam and hilarity.

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NEWGROUNDS BUSINESS

Slash's Bio
A brief history of my Newgrounds experiences, club memberships, stuff like that.

Join the Elite Guard Barracks!
Want to fight spam, stolen flash, and abusive reviews? Protect your Portal? Check out the EGB and join the fight!

PSA 1: Why spammers can steal awards and why it's your fault
PSA 2: Why mass voting is always wrong, and how to do what's right

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SLASH FIRESTORM PRODUCTIONS

Story Archive
Links to all my fanfictions and novels.

Flash Archive
Let's get really really really really really really GAY! :-D

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SLASH TAKES ON CHIP'S CHALLENGE

Mission Statement
Help Index
Adventure Index

A decade after abandoning my quest, I return to take on Chip's Challenge, to make my way through its cavernous, deadly levels and attain victory with not a single level skip. Come along with me on my journey---read my mission statement, check the help index for a download source and rules, and track my progress in the adventure index!

TOGETHER WE WILL CONQUER THIS VILE GAME

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WAR ON SCIENTOLOGY

Fight The Power Of Scientology
Scientology, the largest and most powerful cult in the world, poses a very grave and very real threat to the lives and livelihoods of both its followers and its critics. Far more than a mere brainwashing cult, the Church of Scientology has stolen millions of dollars from its followers, physically and psychological abused its members, withheld medical treatment to injured members (sometimes resulting in death), extorted money, and was convicted of the largest domestic spying incident in United States history. From its forced abortions in the Sea Org to its legal (and not so legal) harassment of critics, it is far more than a mere handful of looneys. Read the post, educate yourself, and join the fight against the criminal actions of the Church of Scientology.

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HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI

Slash's Hentai Chamber (NSFW)
Rather than make a million hentai posts (although I may include hentai in posts, both on- and off-topic), I have designated a single news post as the official Hentai Chamber of my profile. Bookmark it if you wish, you fucking faggots, lol.

The image will be changed whenever I feel like it. I will listen to requests, although I may or may not listen to them, lol. Depends if I got anything of it. I may just refer you to AerisDies if I come up empty.

One request of my own---do not request guro or lolicon. While I personally have nothing against either of those genres, Wade has expressed his displeasure of such images, and I understand and respect the rationale behind his decision.

I may post links to fanfics or erotica from time to time---I regularly browse AFF and some erotica archives, and sometimes I find gems that are just too hot to not share, heheh.