SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN: Target Practice]

very kick-ass

Graphics and animation were great, and very true to the original's. The story was awesome, too...just the guys, dickin' around and playing with their tank...if I had a tank, you better believe I'd be blowing random shit up with it, lol.

When Bill Cosby's head blew up, I knew this was an epic flash. 5/5, good job!

fadedshadow responds:

it only costed a couple of lives and a building to make it cool hehe.

[Fap to NG acts: Ocelot]

OMG

That was amazing. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I seriously started to just beat off writing this review, and not like, ten seconds after I was done watching the movie. Like, wham, bam, thank y...wham, bam, bam, bam. Yeeeeah....that's the good shit.

I'm so jealous of Ocelot being featured too. I'd suck so much dick to be featured. :'(

QwertyBoi responds:

You better get on your knees than bee-yatch!!!

[Adolf N' Woodrow 01]

A cinematic marvel worthy of worship.

I NEVER KNEW THIS!!!

Graphics---10. The outstanding beauty of the intro, coupled with the superb photographic evidence, made this flash the equivalent of, if not the superior to, The YuYu.

Style---10. This flash's educational value is unparalleled. People NEED to hear this, to know that our history books are full of LIES. Wilson, unable to survive without World War I, snuck into Germany, learned the language, and decided to start another war. A terrible truth we must acknowledge.

Sound---10. The cheerful intro music was symbolic of the carefree attitude most of us Americans USED to have about former President Wilson. The new music is symbolic of how much things will change, now that we know of the cowardice and betrayal of Wilson. DAMN YOU WILSON!

Violence---10. Obviously, Wilson-Hitler's actions in World War Two require a 10 in this category. The millions who died to satisfy his lust for war will never be forgotten.

Interactivity---10. After seeing this flash, it inspired me to take action, and I went and desecrated Wilson's...or should I say HITLER'S...grave.

Humor---10. At first, I laughed like a loon upon seeing this. My mind simply could not comprehend the brutal truth...and I nearly descended into madness. Somehow, I recovered...but honestly...I'll require years of counciling and even then...I'll never be the same.

Overall---10. This flash is the greatest to be submitted to Newgrounds...or anywhere...ever for all time. It deserves every award possible and a permanent spot on the front page.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Indeed.

[Night of Fire Collab]

seriously awesome.

This is, perhaps, the best flash I've seen today! Y'all did a kick ass job. If this doesn't get some kind of award, it'd be a damn travesty.
Fifened. ^_^

Starberry responds:

it probably won't but i hope it does too!!!!