SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[$500,000,000.oo]

Very nifty

Nice FBF. Pretty graphics, catchy music...good job.

I totally don't have the patience to make frame by frame, lol. And even if I did, I suck at animating. So kudos to you for having the patience and skill to put this together.

Ying-yong responds:

lol, man. I took two days for this. Fbf is very fun for me, and I hate tweening. What do ya know. I just started with a line on a screen.

Crappy flashes are better, though. They are funnier. :D

[TANKMEN: Target Practice]

very kick-ass

Graphics and animation were great, and very true to the original's. The story was awesome, too...just the guys, dickin' around and playing with their tank...if I had a tank, you better believe I'd be blowing random shit up with it, lol.

When Bill Cosby's head blew up, I knew this was an epic flash. 5/5, good job!

fadedshadow responds:

it only costed a couple of lives and a building to make it cool hehe.

[Link in action]

Decent indeed.

The graphics, sprite animation, and style weren't very good aesthetically, but they got the job done. That's exactly how I make my flashes, lol. 10 for style because of that, and a 5/5 from me. Good job. I hope this passes.

mr-sweden responds:

thanks dude!

[harryjarry: ATWI80G 01 cv]

Wow

This was the greatest flash I've ever had the honor of participating in.

This had better get some front page time! :-D

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I agree.

[Fap to NG acts: Ocelot]

OMG

That was amazing. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I seriously started to just beat off writing this review, and not like, ten seconds after I was done watching the movie. Like, wham, bam, thank y...wham, bam, bam, bam. Yeeeeah....that's the good shit.

I'm so jealous of Ocelot being featured too. I'd suck so much dick to be featured. :'(

QwertyBoi responds:

You better get on your knees than bee-yatch!!!

[Happy birthday Afro_Stud!]

Incredible.

An outstanding flash for an outstanding man. Seriously, I'm amazed I'm able to pry my hands out of my lap long enough to type this review!
Happy Birthday to Afro_Stud!

kinggila responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Bahamut

[Slash N' Littlewashu 03]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!

This flash captured the horrible events of a few nights ago...
I was so drunk, having drowned my sorrows in cheap beer...but then I could have sworn Washu asked me to fuck...so I went to her bed and we spent the night together...
It was wonderful (for me). But when I woke up the next m-morning...I found myself not next to my beautiful precious Washu...b-b-but...LITTLEAFRO! I took like 524352435 showers BUT I STILL COULDN'T WASH AWAY THE SHAME (or the semen)!!! I sat on the end of my bed (back at my place, away from...AFRO)...and I tried to tell myself that I wasn't gay...that just because LittleAfro had a penis...a bigger one than mine...that didn't make me gay. That just because I had to take a wheelchair home because I was too sore to walk...that didn't make me GAY...right?

Well...surely NEXT time, I'll sleep with the REAL Washu...right? RIGHT??!?!?!? PLEASE NO MORE MAN-SEX...:sobs:

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Littleafro has a penis?

[Adolf N' Woodrow 01]

A cinematic marvel worthy of worship.

I NEVER KNEW THIS!!!

Graphics---10. The outstanding beauty of the intro, coupled with the superb photographic evidence, made this flash the equivalent of, if not the superior to, The YuYu.

Style---10. This flash's educational value is unparalleled. People NEED to hear this, to know that our history books are full of LIES. Wilson, unable to survive without World War I, snuck into Germany, learned the language, and decided to start another war. A terrible truth we must acknowledge.

Sound---10. The cheerful intro music was symbolic of the carefree attitude most of us Americans USED to have about former President Wilson. The new music is symbolic of how much things will change, now that we know of the cowardice and betrayal of Wilson. DAMN YOU WILSON!

Violence---10. Obviously, Wilson-Hitler's actions in World War Two require a 10 in this category. The millions who died to satisfy his lust for war will never be forgotten.

Interactivity---10. After seeing this flash, it inspired me to take action, and I went and desecrated Wilson's...or should I say HITLER'S...grave.

Humor---10. At first, I laughed like a loon upon seeing this. My mind simply could not comprehend the brutal truth...and I nearly descended into madness. Somehow, I recovered...but honestly...I'll require years of counciling and even then...I'll never be the same.

Overall---10. This flash is the greatest to be submitted to Newgrounds...or anywhere...ever for all time. It deserves every award possible and a permanent spot on the front page.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Indeed.

[Night of Fire Collab]

seriously awesome.

This is, perhaps, the best flash I've seen today! Y'all did a kick ass job. If this doesn't get some kind of award, it'd be a damn travesty.
Fifened. ^_^

Starberry responds:

it probably won't but i hope it does too!!!!

[Star Day 2006: Seven Jr]

:-O

I HOPE YOU DIE!!! :-P

Just kidding, this was a swell and funny flash. I was amazed that Sevenstar was able to sit by his child without molesting him, though... :-D

Zerostar responds:

you should have seen Sevenstar Jr's signature a while back on the SS forums.

"Go on. Touch it, son."