SlashFirestorm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[[KK] Kit has fun]

This was a win.

And those pricks say y'all can't make good flash...

Graphics: 5. Most of the drawings were crude, yes, but in a way that actually made it funnier, so it works. That picture of Pooh with honey all over his face...lolpoohbukkake

Style: 10. My childhood memories may be destroyed, but who gives a damn, this was a sexily funny flash.

Sound: 10. I haven't heard that song in years, and listening to it while Pooh rides Eeyore's big donkey dick made me laugh so hard I damn near woke up half the house. XD

Violence: 0, none.

Interactivity: 0. Movie, none.

Humor: 10. Despite the low-grade graphics (which I really can't complain about too much, mine aren't really any better, heh), the crazy gay antics of Winnie the Pooh were just too hilarious for me to give this any less than a fifen.

Overall: 10. Yes, I 10'ed a KK flash, and I have no shame in doing so. This flash is an epic fucking masterpiece of hilarity. I'm a little surprised Rabbit didn't show up, we all know that he's perhaps the gayest of the bunch. He only yells at Pooh because he's afraid to show that he loves him...:sniff:

How to improve: Make more. :-D

Kit-Kat responds:

Mabey next time Rabbit will cunt fuck Kessie the bird.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.2]

All I can say is OH SNAP

I didn't think anything would ever dethrone Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom on my favorite flash list, but damn, this did.

I re-watched Volume 1 before looking at this, since it'd been a while...good idea, too, because Vol. 1 got me stoked and Volume 2 fucking rocked my world. I didn't think it'd be possible for you to out-do yourself in the second part, but you managed.

Breakdown of review stats:

Graphics: 10. I'm honestly amazed my computer could run this without overheating (long story, my machine sucks), but it did. The graphics managed to be beautiful without relying on the excessive effects that slow other flashes down. The characters/gore was done awesomely as well; the maimed battle-mech freaked me out, heh.

Style: 10. Madness on steroids. This surpasses Madness in every way, though, so heh. The movie was full of action and suspense; when Snowball got injured, and the metal rabbits were pouring down, and the mangled battle-mech broke through the wall, I thought it was over...this flash actually got my heart racing. Very few movies have done that.

Sound: 10. Excellent. It added flavor to the fighting, and managed to melt into the background to the point where the animation and the music were one thing, inseparable. Helped add to the suspense and the heart-pounding action.

Violence: 10. What else could I put? I loved when the sleeping guard awoke to a room full of corpses and shot himself. I would too, I think...

Interactivity: 10. Menu, scene select, quality toggle...everything a movie can be expected to have.

Humor: 10. I think I actually said "aww" when Snowball's face lit up when he got that new weapon. I think I did in the first volume, too. Made even more amusing because he was surrounded by hacked-up bodies.

Overall: 10. Wish I could give it a 100, because I'll be damned if this isn't the single most incredible flash I've ever seen on Newgrounds. At the time I write this review it's not even out of judgement and it's already got front page and in the Madness collection. Seems the higher powers love you too, hehe, and you most definitely deserve it.

I am incredibly happy and honored to yet again get to vote on a Bunnykill movie under judgement...and very pleasantly surprised, as it was on the portal when I woke up and got online. ^_^

Ways to improve: Rofl, if there's any way this could be better, I don't know it. I'm but a humble low-grade flash maker who struggles with tweens... XD

So yes...thank you for making this epic flash (did you really make it in flash 5?!). Highlight of my day, and my favorites list. Don't worry about taking so long...I wouldn't expect something this good to be made on the fly.

So do what I'm going to do, sit back and fap to all the awesome reviews this is going to get, heh.

...Bunnykill 4? :hopeful smile:

Mottis responds:

Wow that was pretty in-depth review. Thanks.

[SlashClassic13:FAPFAPFAP5]

omg omg omg

She's gonna get all wet. :-D

By the way, you owe me a few thousand dollars to help fund the repairs to my roof. Seems that the boner this gave me rocketed up and broke a hole in the ceiling.

Also, I think I hit a 747 somewhere up there. So, uh...shit.

:fapping:

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Make Risako pay up.

[SlashClassic11:FAPFAPFAP4]

OH DEAR GOD

Must...remove hand from cock long enough...to review this flash...unable...

Graphics---1000000/10

Style---10/10

Soun

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

This was a difficult Flash to make what with me having to look at all them hot pics. At least I can say that I can make Flash movies only using one hand.

[SlashClassic8: FAPFAPFAP3]

Fapfapfap

So I says to the judge, I says "hey, a twelve year old can't be trusted to take out the garbage without being told twice. Why should you believe her on this whole 'statutory rape' thing?"

...oh...er...

Anyway, this flash gave me a gigantic seventeen-light-year-long boner. I had to enslave six hundred asian children to find a way to bypass the laws of physics in order to jerk it off. So yes, this flash was swell. :-D

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Oh my.

[SlashClassic5: FAPFAPFAP2]

You know what they say.

Once you pop, the fun don't stop.

Once again, you have captured me, on film, indulging in my hidden pleasures. I knew you were in the closet filming this, of course. I like it when people watch. It gets me off.

Bravo. Front page plz.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I agree.

[SlashClassic3:FAP FAP FAP]

FAPFAPFAP

Damn, you found out my secret! Shiiiit!

...mmm, Risako in a bikini...fapfapfap...oh, you're still here? :-/

Oh, yes. This is a flash masterpiece. Never been more proud to have my name attached to something! :-D

fap

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Sugaya Risako is indeed faptastic.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 53]

Oh that silly Hitler!

I wonder what crazy shenanigans he gets in when he visits these places.

Hey, last night, Hitler helped me with my flash. I was like, "ugh, the replay button isn't working, damn" and Hitler must have been psychic because he called my cell phone and said "you forgot to put the action in it, Slash! All you did was set the graphics of the button!"

And I went "Oh, thanks Hitler! Say, will you be coming to Pensacola?"

He said "um...we'll see." I know he won't, but the fact he was willing to pretend he might means OMG MAYBE HE LIKES ME! :-D

Beautiful flash. 5/5, 10/10.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Hitler knows all.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 52]

Stunning

Tell Hitler that if he ever comes to Pensacola, he'll always have a hot meal, a comfy bed, and a willing sex slave waiting for him! :-D

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

You're not man enough for a guy like Hitler.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 51]

Another great installment.

This better not get flagged. This series is epic, and no matter what mass-whistlers do, they cannot stop Hitler from going on his whacky adventures...they only slow him down.

Bravo. Fifened.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Well this will just be unflagged later on today if it gets flagged >=)