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SlashFirestorm
I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

Age 38, Male

[Retired NG'er]

Old Folks' Home

Joined on 6/14/03

Level:
40
Exp Points:
17,453 / 17,760
Exp Rank:
1,221
Vote Power:
8.13 votes
Rank:
Scout
Global Rank:
41,948
Blams:
76
Saves:
139
B/P Bonus:
4%
Whistle:
Deity
Medals:
115

Rank upgrade!

Posted by SlashFirestorm - April 18th, 2011


I am now a scout.

Man, this has been slow going...the Portal is in even worse shape than I thought. The stuff that passes is absolutely ridiculous---blank screens, broken/fake preloaders, slideshows of static images (that win awards, what the balls?), recolors of the same shitty games, obvious thefts. A great deal of Newgrounders do not deserve the privilege of voting and should have all their B/P erased, and a cadre of Portal Mods should be loosed upon the Portal to make the right decision when the commoners can't be trusted to do so.

Until then, however, there is nothing I can do beyond what I'm already doing. With this new rank, I can inflict 4% more JUSTICE upon flashes...and I will do so.

I'm coming for you, shit flashes. Get outta town while you still can.

*****

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Comments

Respect.

Respect, mon.

Um, Yeah who is this? I'm Confused... Also, what's up with your Naruto Flash..... :/ I know it sounds a bit off-topic but still :/ Also, Congrats I suppose :/

It's Slash, the Erotic Messiah, slayer of shit flash and lord of awesome.

My Naruto secret episode is one of my favorite flashes. It's beautiful...

Seriously, we need more flash judges out there on the portals.

It seems like-- ah, you've already said it all, but really, I think all the level 30 or over users who give a fuck about the portal's quality should band together and fight this overwhelming shit that gets passed.

Unfortunately I think that a good number of higher-power Newgrounders are largely responsible for the mess that the Portal's in...

Some of their weekly B/P gains are just a little suspicious...

I have been coming here for years. Just recently I made an account. I said the same exact thing. I just dont know how to vote anymore. :(

Vote with your heart!

What are oyu wearing?? ;-)

Also, congrats on your new rank, I'm pretty sure you'll pass me soon!! lol

NOTHING

I INTERNET IN THE NUDE

not really, except during the peak of summer maybe

And who knows. If the Portal is brought to normal conditions again (meaning SOME semblance of intelligent voting), I could easily double or triple my pace. Until then, though...20-30 a day on my active days seems to be my new pace. And I'm not active at the moment since I'm nocturnal and have better things to do at night. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

hello. nice rant btw

I do like to scream at the top of my lungs. It doesn't accomplish shit but it makes me feel better.

you should try to reach lvl45 cause that sycth is cool and I agree with that rant

Congrats now you have 4 percent earned honestly. If only more people cared about what gets on NG instead of the point count NG would be a lot better.

I'm ahead ot you in Ranks for B/P