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    I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

    Age 39, Male

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    My last post on Newgrounds (again!!!)

    Posted by SlashFirestorm - January 16th, 2011


    It seems that my time on Newgrounds is at an end. I committed the grave mistake of calling a naive little dipshit...well, a naive little dipshit, ON THE INTERNET, through private messaging and his userpage, and he has informed me that my account will soon be banned by the moderators. I know not when the hammer will fall, but it will likely be before the morrow. I thought that there were user-controlled blocking tools available for those modes of communication, but apparently I am in error, and Big Brother will reeducate me.

    I would like to say that I love all of my Newgrounds buddies and have always considered this site a sort of home away from home, except there's nothing to eat and I have no idea what any of my friends actually look like and odds are at least a third of them are lying about their age and/or gender. Never before have I been so involved with a website and its users. Back in the beginning, 34615 B/P's ago, I never thought I'd still be on Newgrounds more than half a decade later, but...it was worth it.

    And I threw it all away by calling a stupid person a prick via userpage comments and private message. OH THE WASTE! OH THE HUMANITY!

    Since I will surely not be here tomorrow, I leave all my NG-possessions to ramagi. I wish I could have married you, ramagi, but ArmandAudrey means serious fucking business. Treat my account well. The password is iwantramagi469.

    Farewell, you princes of Newgrounds, you kings of the internet. I take my bow and prepare for e-death.

    *****

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    Comments

    You're joking, right? Apparently the General forums aren't enough of a sight that people get called lots of shit around. Really, don't believe that such a little fool can do anything.

    I am EXTREMELY SERIOUS

    This guy MEANS BUSINESS

    I'm sure he knows a LOT more about how Newgrounds works than I do!!!

    I AM DOOMED

    I had one of these just a few days ago myself, threatening to have me deleted for god-knows-what.

    I was gonna save the screenshot in dumping grounds when I got back to NG earlier today... only to find that HE'D been deleted instead.
    Shame... but funny, nonetheless. XD

    Interesting note: this post is pretty much an exact copy of an earlier post I made. I just changed the name of the guy who threatened me and the reason I picked on him. The previous threat was two years ago, but WHO KNOWS, JUSTICE JUST MIGHTA GOTTEN LOST FOR A WHILE :'(

    AND THIS TIME...OH GOD NO, MEEEEERCY

    One kid threatened to get me demodded. HELP NAO! D:

    Careful now! Surely those people know more than the hand-picked elites of Newgrounds! They have RIGHTEOUS FURY on their sides!

    EVERYBODY PANIC.

    I don't believe it. Just continue because that is a lot of peoples excuse for leaving theme alone. I said to a guy on the forums to suck a dick and shut the fuck up and they just banned me from the forum for a day.

    YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION

    ARMANDAUDREY IS ANGRY AT ME! HIS FURY IS TERRIBLE!

    I AM GOING TO BE IN TROOOOOUBLE