It seems that my time on Newgrounds is at an end. I committed the grave mistake of calling a naive little dipshit...well, a naive little dipshit, ON THE INTERNET, through private messaging and his userpage, and he has informed me that my account will soon be banned by the moderators. I know not when the hammer will fall, but it will likely be before the morrow. I thought that there were user-controlled blocking tools available for those modes of communication, but apparently I am in error, and Big Brother will reeducate me.

I would like to say that I love all of my Newgrounds buddies and have always considered this site a sort of home away from home, except there's nothing to eat and I have no idea what any of my friends actually look like and odds are at least a third of them are lying about their age and/or gender. Never before have I been so involved with a website and its users. Back in the beginning, 34615 B/P's ago, I never thought I'd still be on Newgrounds more than half a decade later, but...it was worth it.

And I threw it all away by calling a stupid person a prick via userpage comments and private message. OH THE WASTE! OH THE HUMANITY!

Since I will surely not be here tomorrow, I leave all my NG-possessions to ramagi. I wish I could have married you, ramagi, but ArmandAudrey means serious fucking business. Treat my account well. The password is iwantramagi469.

Farewell, you princes of Newgrounds, you kings of the internet. I take my bow and prepare for e-death.

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