Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,525 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (145/500 points)
View the entire end-game movie.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 3/49 (20/500 points)
Hit the paddle twice without hitting anything else
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy 250 blocks
Destroy a curve block
Destroy 5 directional blocks from below
Hit the wall 500 times
Destroy 50 blocks
Destroy 400 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 50 times
Hit the wall 2000 times
Combo x 200
Hit a bumper ball with a curved shot
Destroy an invisible block with a curved shot
Destroy a gold block with a curved shot
Combo x 10
Combo x 50
Score 150000 points
Destroy 100 blocks
Combo x 20
Hit a bumper ball 10 times
Combo x 100
Hit the wall 100 times
Hit the wall 1000 times
Score 250000 points
Hit the paddle 5 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 650 blocks
Destroy a heart block with a curved shot
Destroy a metal block with a curved shot
Hit the wall 3500 times
Complete half of the game levels
destroy 20 metal blocks
Combo x 300
Hit the paddle 8 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 10 directional blocks from the right
Destroy a vibrating block with a curved shot
Complete all the stages
Destroy a directional block from top with a curved shot
Destroy 10 gold blocks
Score 350000 points
Complete the game without loosing a life
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 16/18 (235/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 23/23 (540/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (80/180 points)
Mummy! I killed my first zombie!
Press play
That's where I left it!
Finish the first minigame
The real end... or is it?