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SlashFirestorm
I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

Age 38, Male

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(1) TNA doesnt suck, u suck! (2) Your 9/11 flash sucked! (3) What do u mean by Bon Jovi is their representaion of the Dark Tower? (4) And WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! EDGE IS BACK AND HE WON THE ROYAL RUMBLE?! WHY DIDNT HE JUST STAY GONE?! WHY DONT HE JUST DIE?!?!

1. lol your blind loyalty...well, blinds you to the suck.

2. It was better than every illwillpress flash put together.

3. In some worlds the Tower is a rose. Others, it's a legendary beast. In a lucky few, Bon Jovi is their representation of it. Oh yes.

4. Edge is the one of the few good things happening in WWE.

hey man I was just thi nking about the holocaust what about you

I was thinking of the time Pope Stephen VI dug up his predecessor's corpse and put it on trial. Catholics scare the shit out of me.

you made dewgong cry.

I've never liked Dewgong. Give me Walrein any day.

Walruses have the second largest penis of any mammal. I have the first.

I am the first person to tell this joke. Ever. EVER

(1) Holy shit, Slash! That last chapter kicks ass! So Quiero didnt give a shit about Miyako! He just used her for sex!(that son of a bitch!) I dont c u ans Psymakio being that way. (2) Jerry Springer! Guest host 2nite! Kick ass! (3) What exactly is a Dark Tower? (4) And I am soooooo pissed off with the super bowl! The Colts lost 2 a bunch of Ain'ts?! And on Raw and Smackdown they kept mentioning it! Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! (5) And what is it with u and penis jokes?

1. You...really shouldn't be taking the villain's word as truth so easily, lol. Ancient Kiako is about as stable as present-day Kiako.

2. I thought it was utter failure. More useless unfunny skits instead of wrestling. Fuck, even the Diva matches are at least PRETENDING to be wrestling. It wasn't as bad as Dennis Miller's awful appearance, but still.

3. The axle upon which all worlds rotate and all destiny spins.

4. I flipped a coin to decide who to root for, and George Washington told me to root for the Colts. He was apparently fucking with me.

5. They're not...HARD to make, even if you've had a few STIFF drinks.

Hey, it's been a while!

How are things going? Is everything alright with your dad? The last time I was around he was having problems with his job or something, is everything alright now?

And what about the Secret episodes? When are they coming? :)

lol that was a good while ago. He has a new job, though it doesn't pay as much as the old. Bleh.

I've totally not cared about flash for a long time, but...who knows. I'm sure the urge will take me again someday.