It seems that my time on Newgrounds is at an end. I committed the grave mistake of criticizing an abusive reviewer's reviews and calling him a moron, and he has informed me that my account will soon be banned by the moderators. I know not when the hammer will fall, but it will likely be before the morrow. I thought that there were user-controlled blocking tools available for those modes of communication, but apparently I am in error, and Big Brother will reeducate me.
I would like to say that I love all of my Newgrounds buddies and have always considered this site a sort of home away from home, except there's nothing to eat and I have no idea what any of my friends actually look like and odds are at least a third of them are lying about their age and/or gender. Never before have I been so involved with a website and its users. Back in the beginning, 34358 B/P's ago, I never thought I'd still be on Newgrounds more than half a decade later, but...it was worth it.
And I threw it all away by calling a rulebreaking user a prick via userpage comments and private message. OH THE WASTE! OH THE HUMANITY!
Since I will surely not be here tomorrow, I leave all my NG-possessions to ramagi. I wish I could have married you, ramagi, but GhostSG means serious fucking business. Treat my account well. The password is iwantramagi469.
Farewell, you princes of Newgrounds, you kings of the internet. I take my bow and prepare for e-death.
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DN83
What are the ways a person can get deleted?
P.S. Sorry for the unfortunate circustances of your deletion. Anyway, make sure that your death is certain.
SlashFirestorm (Updated )
1. Making violent threats.
2. Uploading illegal materials (child pornography, actual footage of violence).
3. Uploading stolen, malicious, or unsuitable content (stolen flash, real porn).
4. Violating any other NG terms of service.
5. Making GhostSG mad.
I am doomed.