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Posted by SlashFirestorm - February 27th, 2008


The first eight levels of Chip's Challenge are training levels designed to get the player used to the control style, as well as introducing them to the various items and obstacles. These will pose no threat to my greatness.

Adventure Index

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LEVEL 1: LESSON 1
PASSWORD: BDHP
TIME LIMIT: 100 SECONDS
CHIPS REQUIRED: 11

SUMMARY: A simple level that teaches you about keys and locked doors. All very obvious stuff, except the important note that Green Keys can be used more than once.

EXPERIENCE: No difficulties.

SCORE: 80 seconds remaining, 1300 points

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LEVEL 2: LESSON 2
PASSWORD: JXMJ
TIME LIMIT: 100
CHIPS REQUIRED: 4

SUMMARY: Movable blocks, crossing water, introduces Bug enemies.

EXPERIENCE: No problems.

SCORE: 89 seconds remaining, 1890 points

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LEVEL 3: LESSON 3
PASSWORD: ECBQ
TIME LIMIT: 100
CHIPS REQUIRED: 4

SUMMARY: Ice Skates, Flippers, Fire Boots, Suction Boots.

EXPERIENCE: No problems.

SCORE: 87 seconds remaining, 2370 points

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LEVEL 4: LESSON 4
PASSWORD: YMCJ
TIME LIMIT: 150
CHIPS REQUIRED: 9

SUMMARY: Tanks/blue buttons, toggle doors/green buttons, items and traps under blocks.

Experience: No problems, although the fire hidden under the center block surprised me.

SCORE: 114 seconds remaining, 3140 points

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LEVEL 5: LESSON 5
PASSWORD: TQKB
TIME LIMIT: 100
CHIPS REQUIRED: NONE

SUMMARY: Clone Machines/red buttons, Bear Traps/brown buttons, bombs, introduces Fireball, Ball, Glider enemies. Shows that not all levels require finding chips.

EXPERIENCE: No problems.

SCORE: 83 seconds remaining, 3300 points

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LEVEL 6: LESSON 6
PASSWORD: WNLD
TIME LIMIT: 100
CHIPS REQUIRED: 4

SUMMARY: Blue Blocks (may or may not be real), Invisible Blocks (always invisible), Surprise Blocks (only visible after being touched). Shows that some levels have extra chips.

EXPERIENCE: No problems.

SCORE: 93 seconds remaining, 3930 points

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LEVEL 7: LESSON 7
PASSWORD: FXQO
TIME LIMIT: 150
CHIPS REQUIRED: 3

SUMMARY: Warp Spaces, Spy Spaces.

EXPERIENCE: No problems.

SCORE: 132 seconds remaining, 4820 points

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LEVEL 8: LESSON 8
PASSWORD: NHAG
TIME LIMIT: 100
CHIPS REQUIRED: 1

SUMMARY: Introduces the various types of floors. Normal floor is traversable by anything. Dirt spaces block monsters, but turn to floor when stepped on by Chip. Gravel spaces block monsters and never change. Introduces the deadly Teeth monsters.

EXPERIENCE: No problems, although I always hate those Teeth monsters.

SCORE: 96 seconds remaining, 4960 points

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TOTAL SCORE: 25740

Notes: HAHA, so easy. The training levels can be beaten by any elementary school kid.

Next, I challenge the first 'real' level: Nuts and Bolts.

Slash Takes On Chip's Challenge: Levels 1-8


Posted by SlashFirestorm - February 27th, 2008


I'm sure some of you older computer users remember Chip's Challenge, an exciting puzzle/adventure game released with Windows years back. Now, I'm ashamed to admit this, but I never was able to beat the entire game. Oh, I got into the high levels, thanks to CYPHER and all, but I was forced to skip a great deal of levels.

Well now, years later, I have found a download source for the game. And I am going to give it another run.

THIS TIME, I WILL SKIP NO LEVELS. I WILL NOT USE ANY PASSWORDS. I WILL BEAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LEVEL.

I should be able to with ease, right? I'm 22 now. I'm an International Baccalaureate graduate. I have a 1350 SAT score. I've been playing video games---including puzzle/adventures---for 14 years now. There is no reason I should not be able to do this.

I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO ANNIHILATE THIS GAME. AND YOU, MY FINE FRIENDS, SHALL COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE.

LET'S-A-GO!

Levels 1-8, BRING IT ON

Also, if you wish to try the game yourself but can't find a download source, PM me and we'll figure out a way to send it to you.

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Slash takes on Chip's Challenge!


Posted by SlashFirestorm - February 3rd, 2008


Scientology is a dangerous cult responsible for countless cases of physical and mental abuse of its followers.

It charges hundreds of thousands of dollars for salvation.

It stalks, harasses, sues, and censors those who oppose it, using personal and intimate information gleaned in "auditing sessions" and "security checks" against them.

Members who leave the cult---and the cult's most outspoken critics---are often placed under Condition of Enemy---also known as Fair Game. According to actual official Scientology documents, they "may be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed."

Numerous high ranking members, including Mary Sue Hubbard herself, have pleaded guilty or been convicted of robbing government offices, tampering with federal documents, and lying about it.

Lives have been ruined. Lives have been lost. Blood and sorrow and money fuel the monster that L. Ron Hubbard left behind as his vile legacy.

This is a first-hand account from a member of Scientology who came back from beyond the "Wall of Fire"---OT III. That's when the followers, after having spent thousands of dollars, are told the story of the Galactic Overlord Xenu, who killed billions of Thetans by tossing atomic bombs into volcanoes.

That's just the silly part, a fairy tale. It's not dangerous in itself, just insane. No, it's the practice, not the theory, that makes Scientology the most powerful and dangerous cult in the world. NOT a religion---a cult. A scam. A threat.

Educate yourself. Defend yourself. Kneel to no one, and do not let your words be silenced.

Spread the word.

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Fight the power of Scientology.


Posted by SlashFirestorm - August 26th, 2007


This post serves as a nexus to all my other important stuff, so that people don't have to dig through a billion posts to find what they're looking for.

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LATEST NEWS

GODDAMN YOU, GHOST OF STARMAN

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NEWGROUNDS BUSINESS

Slash's Bio
A brief history of my Newgrounds experiences, club memberships, who I am, stuff like that.

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SLASH FIRESTORM PRODUCTIONS

Story Archive
Links to all my fanfictions and novels.

Flash Archive
Let's get really really really really really really GAY! :-D

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SLASH TAKES ON CHIP'S CHALLENGE

Mission Statement
Help Index
Adventure Index

A decade after abandoning my quest, I return to take on Chip's Challenge, to make my way through its cavernous, deadly levels and attain victory with not a single level skip. Come along with me on my journey---read my mission statement, check the help index for a download source and rules, and track my progress in the adventure index!

TOGETHER WE WILL CONQUER THIS VILE GAME

...and then I got a few dozen levels in and got my ass kicked again. BUT I SHALL RETURN ONE DAY.

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WAR ON SCIENTOLOGY

Fight The Power Of Scientology
Scientology, the largest and most powerful cult in the world, poses a very grave and very real threat to the lives and livelihoods of both its followers and its critics. Far more than a mere brainwashing cult, the Church of Scientology has stolen millions of dollars from its followers, physically and psychological abused its members, withheld medical treatment to injured members (sometimes resulting in death), extorted money, and was convicted of the largest domestic spying incident in United States history. From its forced abortions in the Sea Org to its legal (and not so legal) harassment of critics, it is far more than a mere handful of looneys. Read the post, educate yourself, and join the fight against the criminal actions of the Church of Scientology.

Too bad Anon got high and wandered off.

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