Found this while surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica. Thought it might help some of you growing young men sort through your confusion. Mario and Weegee will be happy to guide you through it.

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Glorious day! After digging through my closet for like, an hour and a half to chase a roach (I cannot sleep if I know one is alive in my room), I found something behind the Halloween boxes. A blast from the past, you might say.

Here's a hint.

Hello, my name is Slash Firestorm, and I am really really really really really really gay.

Slash shall return. Secret Episodes will return. And while the Barney Bunch may be gone, things may get REALLY GAY!

Behold the first fruits of my labor---Tenchi's Destiny, Part One: Scared Straight! Give it a look! :-D

After I finish the next chapter of Sinners, I may put together another Secret Episode Special. Wouldn't that be grand? :-D

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Found this video while browsing the Youtube. It's from the eighth Touhou Project game, Imperishable Night. I thought Mushihime-sama Futari looked insane...

Anyone capable of winning this is fucking insane.

(Sped up to skip to boss fights)

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Goddamn it, Fay totally went north of Pensacola at the last few hours and barely got us wet at all. On Friday they had been predicting up to 15 inches of rain for us, but you know how much we got? Well, I stood outside for an hour, and I was merely 'misted' by tiny raindrops. Ugh.

Why, oh why, can't this city get drenched? I love it when the roads are flooded and the creek near my house overspills its banks...plus it makes our pool deeper, which is fun.

Sigh. Guess I'll go whack off and work on Sinners.

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Fay enjoys bitch-slapping the cock of the States, don't she?

After two slices at Florida, it's finally the panhandle's turn. We're supposed to get over a foot of rain in the next day and high winds and thunderstorms. Of course, I'm excited as hell---I'm a crazy weather lover, and would stick my penis in the clouds if that was possible---but other people are a wee bit concerned.

It's just a depression, though. How bad can it be? *jinxes self*

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Final scene from season one of Code Geass. SPOILERS OKAY FUCK

There is no way that they're going to be able to re-voice this as good as the original Japanese voices. :-(

Now say it with me...RERUUUUUUUUUUSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You'll see the number 3.

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After making chapter 22 of Sinners 38000 fucking words long, and after spending three days only getting halfway through the copyediting process, I decided to split the damn thing into two (ironically what I did with 21, meaning the desert has grown from one chapter to three, lol).

Chapter 22 of Sinners, Other Worlds Than These, has been uploaded to AFF.

Now to finish editing the second half...maybe submitting another ~20000 word chapter in a week or two will keep the nuttier fans happy for a while. :-D

Incidentally, below image reminds me of the sex scene in For We Are All Sinners. I wish I knew how to draw, dammit.

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Yeah, I know, Thor hit me in my balls for being late. Ouch. While I finish editing chapter 22, here's a spoiler to keep y'all occupied.

Someone's pregnant.

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I'm always late with Sinners, but fuck, this time I expected to meet my self-imposed deadline. Ah, well, I've never been very good with deadlines, and I've always been a procrastinator (I remember writing my IB extended essay the night before it was due, lol).

Sinners chapter 22, Shadow's Marionette, will be released in the next week. And if it's not, may Thor crush my testicles with his mighty hammer.

His mighty, rusty hammer.

...oh god

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